I am SYT no more!!

If not for what happened yesterday, think I would have totally forgotten I was once an uncle-killer! Yesh! I was once an uncle-killer. Alwiz kana those guai peh peh on the streets when I was still a SYT (sweet young thing). Its been quite a few yrs so tot I had matured from SYT. Unfortunately no… argh kana another time yest.

Was waiting patiently for a cab to go work yest. Waiting since 10.35am but no cabs. Saw this car driving very slowly towards me. Was still cursing this car: why drive soooo slow, later block the cabs behind cannot see me how? The Nissan stopped in front of me and this uncle inside pointed to the front. To the is asking for directions so went towards the car. He winded down the window, uncle ard 40-50 years old with a damned bloody fako wig.
Uncle: where are you going?
Me: going to work
Uncle (trying to look cool with his fako wig): get up the car
Me: no thanks

So the uncle drove off. Damned fucking uncle! He thinks I am those liu ying he can find at outram/Chinatown mrt stations issit??? Liu ying will flock to bt batok. Asshole! Was damned pissed but was glad I din swear at him coz I wouldn’t know what he can do to me! I was standing at my hse opp which is quite ulu. Actually, if this happened to me a couple of years back, bet I would have swore at him liao. I was still a seasoned victim of salt wet uncles. Alwiz kana then so I tend to have bad impressions of uncles who get close to me. Some classic examples that I managed to recall on my cab journey to work yest:

1. meeting yu for KTv but she is perpetually late as usual. Was waiting at cityhall mrt so decided to go raffles city toilet. When I pushed the door open, notice there is this uncle (ard 50 years old, with specs) who is also pushing the door of the gents at the same time. When I got out of toilet, noticed the uncle was standing outside. After I walked passed him, he started to follow me around. To prove he is really following me, I went into the den mango now adidas. He went in too!! And started loitering around… me hid inside the fitting room till yu came and he was no longer in sight.

2. was going to my hse market, waiting to cross the roads. Was in tee, shirts and slippers. Heard a honk. Any kpos ard would be looking out at who is honking. Saw opp there is a merz. The uncle wind down his window and stick his tongue out at my direction! Damn…

The above are just some of the examples of me kana harassed by uncles. Please… stop me from going through all these ordeals! Had enuff liao and I AM NO LONGER A SYT!!